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Marriage SMS / Text MessagesThis category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.posted in Marriage SMS

Difference between boyfriend and husbandBoy friend is fun,&Husband is gun,Boy friend is light of moon,&Husband is month of june,Boy friend is tooty fruity,&Husband is qismat phooti.posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

If marriages are made in heavenQ: If marriages are made in heaven,than what are made in Hell?Answer: The days after marriage!posted in Marriage SMS,

Misc SMS Jokes Before & after marriageBefore marriage:Roses are red, sky is blue,O my darling! I love you…After Marriage:Roses are dead,I have flu,don’t come near me,Paray hatt tuu,posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS

Because married men are more obedient.Banta owned a factory.He issued orders that only marriedmen would be employed.Friend asks: Why this ?Bant reply:Because married men are more obedient.posted in Marriage SMS

, Santa Banta SMS Only true friends stand by uOnly true friends stand by uduring bad times.I promiseI will attend ur wedding.posted in Funny SMS,

Marriage SMS Remember your wife birthdayThe most effectiveway 2 rememberur wife’s birthdayis 2 forget it once.

What was the first thingLawyer: “What was the first thing your husbandsaid to you when he woke that morning?”Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”Witness: “My name is Susan.”Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime! Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget is once !!!Life before marriage is like AIRTEL : 'Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan' Life during engagement is like RELIANCE : 'Kar Lo Duniya Muthi Mein' Life during Honeymoon is like IDEA : 'A wife can change your life' Life after one year of marriage is like HUTCH : 'Whereever you go your wife follows' Life after 10 years of marriage is like MTNL/BSNL : 'The subscriber is not reachable'Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.What is Marriage? Ans: 1st yr: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha na jaye 2yr:TVS-Meelo chalti muskan 3yr:KINETIC- Sabki hawa nikal de 4yr CHLORMINT-Dubara mat puchna!!There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.Man : Is there any way for long life? Dr. : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!Man : Is there any way for long life? Dr. : Get married. Man : Will it help? Dr. : No, but the thought of long life will never come.Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then, when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family.Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.A Blind wife and a deaf husband.A good marriage would be betweena Blind wife and a deaf husband.Michel de Montaigneposted in Marriage SMS Before marriage & after marriageHe: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.She: Do you want me to leave?He: NO! Don’t even think about it.She: Do you love me?He: Of course!She: Have you ever cheated on me?He: NO! Why are you even asking?She: Will you kiss me?He: Yes!She: Will you hit me?He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!She: Can I trust you?He: Yes.Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!posted in Marriage SMS Telling a lieTelling a lie isFault 4 a little boyan Art 4 a loveran Accomplishment 4 a bachelorand a Matter of survival 4 a married manposted in Marriage SMS

Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnayShadi kernay aur mobilekharidnay k baad aik hi baatka afsos hota hay kaashthori dair aur ruk jaatayto acha model mil jata.:pposted in Marriage SMS

LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It’s funny when people discussLOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murderedposted in Marriage SMS

When a man holds a woman hands?“When a man holds a woman hands?”When a man holds a woman’s handbefore marriage, it is love;after marriage it is self-defenseposted in Marriage SMS

Man before Marriage is like AirtelMan before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”posted in Marriage SMS

What is marriage?What is Marriage?Ans:1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..posted in Marriage SMS

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all.To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up.There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.